When I went for my second covid jab the nurse said "I see you have an iron deficiency."
I said "how can you tell"
She said "Your shirt's really creased"
Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked: “How long will I live?” The psychic replied: “I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.” “Which holiday?” Putin asked. The fortune teller replies “Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
Vladimir Putin walks up to a customs officer at the airport after landing in a foreign country.
Customs officer - Name?
Putin - Vladimir Putin
Customs officer - Occupation?
Putin - No, I’m only visiting this country.