made me chuckle

PaulJL

Well-Known Member
"Mayday! Mayday!
I'm a blind passenger in a small aircraft.
The pilot is dead and the plane is flying upside down."

Air Traffic Control:

"If you're blind, how do you know you're flying upside down?"
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"The shit is running up my back!"
 

TriComm

Active Member

Scam alert! Beware​

During the recent hot weather we have had a couple of young women operating a scam at our local supermarket. They offer a while-you-wait car valeting service - you just drive in and while you sit there, one of them washes the outside of the car while the other vacuums the inside. They're both really fit-looking and wear skimpy shorts and sleeveless T-shirt. What happens is that while you're distracted by the one outside leaning across to clean the windscreen, with her wet T-shirt pressed up against the glass the one inside steals your wallet.
They caught me last Monday, Tuesday, three times on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and again on Saturday.
 

TriComm

Active Member
I received an email telling me I could get rich by selling Egyptian artefacts. Turned out it was just a pyramid scheme.
 

TriComm

Active Member
A rabbi, a hindu and a politician were on a hike.

Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen.
They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night.
The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.”
The Hindu said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.”

The rabbi and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu standing there.
“So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.”
The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn.

The Hindu and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there.
“So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.”
The politician said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”

The rabbi and the Hindu were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.
 
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