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A rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar Spors car. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all...
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.
So he turns to the blonde and asks, "are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies, "I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.
So he turns to the blonde and asks, "are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, the blonde replies, "I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
An old lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said:
Butter – £2.50
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window:
Butter – £2.40
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign
Butter – £2.30
Sure enough, the day after the lady’s sign now read:
Butter – £2.20
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said,
“Madam, you cannot keep your prices so low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered,
" I don’t sell butter.”
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said:
Butter – £2.50
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window:
Butter – £2.40
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign
Butter – £2.30
Sure enough, the day after the lady’s sign now read:
Butter – £2.20
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said,
“Madam, you cannot keep your prices so low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered,
" I don’t sell butter.”
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s apparent
When it’s apparent