made me chuckle

[andrew]

My Road Tax reminder came today... Even told the Missus I'd offer to pay for it personally...

...surely that's worth a laugh on the comer-dy page.

Happy days!

 

[Panky]

Unfortunately Andrew now has to pay road tax - now that's funny

 

[andrew]

Unfortunately Andrew now has to pay road tax - now that's funny

It certainly isn't

 

[Enigma]

Oh Yes it IS!!!! muhahahahaha all American muck should pay tax to ride here

 

[andrew]

I wondered how long it would take...........

 

[Enigma]

Glad I didn't disappoint Andrew.......how is the yank tank ?? .......(shocked) (each to their own I guess) ....

 

[andrew]

Glad I didn't disappoint Andrew.......how is the yank tank ?? .......(shocked) (each to their own I guess) ....

I don't look at it that way Enigma, sometimes you have to be realistic and put you family first, which is what I did. There's no doubt it isn't an English van or a classic but it's more practical for me. Can you honestly tell me Enigma that everything you own was made in England and is a classic. And yes I may have to pay vehicle excise duty but I make up for that in other ways. You certainly didn't disapoint me, as I said I wondered how long it would take.

 

[Enigma]

Its all good Andrew, you should know I like pulling peoples legs mate............I drive jap crap these days

 

[andrew]

Its all good Andrew, you should know I like pulling peoples legs mate............I drive jap crap these days

The jap Crap I once had didn't last very long, no worries mate you had me going. My van is a bit big though, wonder if I could get a gun turret on it

 

[PaulJL]

bought a new cut off saw today. The instructions on what not to do with the hot cut pieces of steel are abrupt....

 

[Panky]

Remind me not to buy one of them, I'm always burning me fingers

 

[PaulJL]

I will be wearing gloves!

 

[Desmos]

Where do you put a well preserved mouse?

In a Jerry can.

 

[PaulJL]

what do you call a fish with 3 eyes?
a fiiish

 

[Desmos]

Where do monkeys make toast?
Under the grilla!

 

[renaultvation]

It's not that difficult to tell an Alligator from a Crocodile;
one will see you later, the other in a while!

 

[PaulJL]

It's not that difficult to tell an Alligator from a Crocodile;
one will see you later, the other in a while!

classic!

 

[Desmos]

What do you call an Italian astronaut?
A Specimen.

 

[Panky]

Did you know that dog's cant operate MRI scanners, but cats can.

 

[PaulJL]

ffs!!