made me chuckle

[Panky]

What do you get if a hen looks at a bowl full of leaves?
Chicken sees a salad.

 

[jimberlake]

thought mine were bad

 

[Panky]

What kind of bees do you get milk from?
Boobees

 

[Colin Stewart]

Booked a table for my wife's birthday. She has gone absolutely mental. Did not relies she hated snooker that much.

 

[andrew]

What kind of bees do you get milk from?
Boobees

Come on John you can do better than that.

 

[Colin Stewart]

Bad news is I have insomnia. Good news is I have only four more sleeps to Christmas.

 

[PaulJL]

I'm ambidextrous.... I cant do anything with either hand!

 

[renaultvation]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

 

[PaulJL]

where does a policeman keep his apple crumble? ...
in custardy

 

[andrew]

where does a policeman keep his apple crumble? ...
in custardy

 

[PaulJL]

what word starts with an E and ends with an E but contains only one letter??

Envelope

 

[PaulJL]

what word contains the most letters??

Postbox!!

 

[admin]

Me: Crossword clue: postman's round
Her: How many letters?
Me: Bloody thousands!

 

[Panky]

What do you get if a Norwegian looks at a bird?.........................................................Scandanavian (I know it's spelled wrong)

 

[PaulJL]

that is dire!

 

[Panky]

It's brilliant

 

[PaulJL]

what is black and white and eats like a horse?

a zebra!

 

[Panky]

They are getting worse

 

[andrew]

They are getting worse

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

 

[OnTheRoadAgain]

My Road Tax reminder came today... Even told the Missus I'd offer to pay for it personally...

...surely that's worth a laugh on the comer-dy page.

Happy days!