made me chuckle

[admin]

who's the coolest man in a hospital?

the ultrasound guy

What about when he isn't in?

Its the Hip Replacement Guy

 

[PaulJL]

hahaha

 

[PaulJL]

I thought I'd forgotten how to use my boomerang but when I threw it it soon came back to me

 

[Panky]

On my way to Russia I met a Chick in Kiev.

 

[Panky]

I've heard that people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But those in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[PaulJL]

Heather Mills parents have bought her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas.
Its not her main present.... Its a stocking filler

 

[Panky]

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan crisp and even

 

[dodgeram]

How will christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
No Brussels

 

[Panky]

How many letters are the in the Yuletide alphabet?

25........ there's Noel.

 

[dodgeram]

Why can you not hear Bob Dylan's sleigh arriving?

Because he has no bells

 

[PaulJL]

How does a snowman get to the shops?
He goes by icicle

 

[dodgeram]

Why did nobody bid for Rudolf and Blitzen on Ebay?

Because they were two deers

 

[Panky]

Why Rudolph has gone blind I've no eye deer.

 

[renaultvation]

He's gone lame too: Still no eye deer!

 

[PaulJL]

My mate has just been sacked from the local hospital's radio station.
Apparently dedicating "do they know its Christmas" to the Alzheimer's patients is not a good thing to do

 

[dodgeram]

That and playing "Another One Bites The Dust (Queen)" too often

 

[PaulJL]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

 

[andrew]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? ............No eye deer.

 

[dodgeram]

Never trust atoms - they make up everything

 

[Doug]

Please could you lot tell me where you lot buy your christmas crackers? (-;