Ash tray [xx(]
Designer plant pot
Pastry cutter
Finger cutter (second only to corned beef tins)
Very short chassis repair sections
Drip catcher for leaky pop top
Desk tidy
Collect 10,000 and you could build a garage
Camera case
Receptacle for Spam off-cuts
barbie hot tub.....emergency cuban heels....different sizes arranged in xylophone formation......what am I doing? there must be more educational ways to spend an evening.....
did you know that the first can of spam was produced in 1937 by hormel foods and reached the 5 billion mark in 1994 and is cooked in its' can?
Be fair, I did mention the use for storing those dry, crusty little turned up edge off cuts you get if the Spam has been in the fridge to long [xx(]. I use them for Spam surprise
This is the most educational evening I have had all day
I will leave you then with the knowledge that spam gets its' traditional pink colour from the addition of sodium nitrate which renders it unpalatable to bacteria (and some people) and that during world war 2 the US military purchased more than 150 million pounds of spam (as food supplies, not artillery)
Should have fed it to the enemy, the war would have finished two years earlier. I must admit my idea of culinary hell is a Spam fritter [xx(][xx(][xx(] Now who's for babbies head and pea wet