The End of the World?

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Andy Zarse

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What on earth are those scientists playing at in Switzerland with their wacko experiments to discover the god particle?

They spend billions on this so-called Hadrian Collider, sending these unaerodynamic Commers round an underground tunnel at nearly the speed of light in opposite directions just to smash into each other. I reckon they must fit Weber carbs and a Holbay head to obtain that kind of velocity but really, what a complete waste of coach-built vans. They only need to go to my local banger racing track to see the results. You'd think they'd have something better to do than this. [:(!]

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Originally posted by Andy Zarse

What on earth are those scientists playing at in Switzerland with their wacko experiments to discover the god particle?

They spend billions on this so-called Hadrian Collider, sending these unaerodynamic Commers round an underground tunnel at nearly the speed of light in opposite directions just to smash into each other. I reckon they must fit Weber carbs and a Holbay head to obtain that kind of velocity but really, what a complete waste of coach-built vans. They only need to go to my local banger racing track to see the results. You'd think they'd have something better to do than this. [:(!]

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UsA has had one running for while now..i read their machine turns solid matter into nothing...say no more eh, no we know where all those PO vans have gone ;)
 
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Originally posted by paulfordy

turns solid matter into nothing.. ;)





Isn't that called rust?


If it all goes horribly wrong and we do implode today, it was nice knowing you, my only regret is that I never had a chance to do my welding [|)]

Bessie - four star commerdation
 
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/everyone-dead-by-teatime-200809091242/

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you will be stretched out slowly until you resemble a very thin piece of spaghetti about 250,000 miles long. It will hurt like clem
 
i am partially responsible for some of the pipework in the swiss particle accelerator............sorry guys :I
you only have 4 seconds to lynch me :D

"you were only supposed to blow the bloody SLIDING doors off no.3"
 
still here :D

sure your bits of pipe will hold Tim, did you remember to fit the RC40s?:D


I like spaghetti [^]

Bessie - four star commerdation
 
are we still here [?] the RC40,S must have worked ;)

"you were only supposed to blow the bloody SLIDING doors off no.3"
 
I guess this Big Bang was more of a Little Phutt:I. Can I come out from behind the couch now[:0]

'Harvey the RV'
 
trouble is they'll try harder next time to suck us all in mmmmmmmm sounds like the government to cynical me LOL :D:D:D
 
er, Houston [:0]

I thought I experienced a cross dimensional shift in time/space continuum yesterday but turned out I just sneezed :I

Bessie - four star commerdation
 
they should give me a ring, i have a few quarks and a box of anti-matter kicking around in my tool box, i will give a discount :D

"you were only supposed to blow the bloody SLIDING doors off no.3"
 
I've got a few quirks and an Auntie Martha kicking about somewhere, perhaps she's fallen into the black hole [:0]

'Harvey the RV'
 
I was talking to one of the lads in work to night and he thought the big bang was yesterday morning. He then relised it was me comming down the Hill in a Commer [}:)][}:)][}:)] he said it woke him up :D

Dora and Gloria
 
its ok guys the black holes are that (might) be generated are teeny tiny and thanks to the emission of hawking radiation they won't last long - don't panic...

(sorry I was a physicist back in the day and this toooo exciting for me:I)

www.littleyellowcar.co.uk
 
But don't BH's have a habit of growing, consuming all before them and eventually spewing the debris out in a parallel universe. Crikey we could all be driving VW's on the planet Zod [:0]

'Harvey the RV'
 
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