made me chuckle
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Teacher: "Johnny, what did you do in the holidays?"
Johnny: "We went to a working farm Miss and saw lots of animals."
Teacher: "What animals did you see?"
Johnny: "We saw pigs, and hens, and horses, and geese and a field full of fu*kers."
Teacher: "Are you sure that's what they were called Johnny?"
Johnny: "Well, the farmer called them 'effers, but we knew what he meant"
Johnny: "We went to a working farm Miss and saw lots of animals."
Teacher: "What animals did you see?"
Johnny: "We saw pigs, and hens, and horses, and geese and a field full of fu*kers."
Teacher: "Are you sure that's what they were called Johnny?"
Johnny: "Well, the farmer called them 'effers, but we knew what he meant"
Jostein
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One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.
"Hello," he starts, "I'm doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?"
"Yes. My husband and I use it during sex," she answers.
The researcher is taken aback. "Um, er, I admire you for your honesty," he continues. "Can you tell me exactly how you use it?"
"Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in."
"Hello," he starts, "I'm doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?"
"Yes. My husband and I use it during sex," she answers.
The researcher is taken aback. "Um, er, I admire you for your honesty," he continues. "Can you tell me exactly how you use it?"
"Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in."
It's Christmas cracker season!
S0updragon
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And seagulls sing we fish you a merry christmas