We are sIMPly IMPaired by the IMPact of our IMPalapable love for these little cars. I'm happy to IMPart the information that I am not IMPartial when it comes to small cars. IMPs go where Minis find routes IMPassable. I would like to be IMPassive when faced with lesser cars but I do become IMPatient if they slow me down. The IMP's IMPeccable credentials are utterly IMPeachable in my view. Anyone who says otherwise is sIMPly being IMPudent. Even the heater fan IMPellers are superior. The IMPending IMP2010 gathering in Bridgwater the weekend after Commerfest should see an IMPressive 200+ IMPs in attendance. So I IMPlore you all to try to understand the IMPortance of the commers little cousin.
There's probably a joke about IMPrisonment for IMPortuning as well but I think I'll leave it there for now!
Peggy drinks too much!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?