The pigs!

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Driving to Mildenhall in the Jag yesterday, I got stopped by the pigs. I wasn't driving too fast, honest..........................

I was driving towards Tuddenham when I noticed a lorry stopped in the other direction and a couple of cars at a standstill ahead of me. The reason - some piglets from the adjacent field had got out onto the road. They were soon rounded up and back with their mums!

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A minor inconvenience for me, but the Audi driver just drove round the piglets without slowing down. Didn't touch any of them. Then of course I realised, it was 'Four Sprung Pork Teknic'!

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I bet the Audi driver was massively breaking the speed limit, pushing his motor to the absolute limit. When he finally came a stop I bet his tyres were bacon.
 
Any emergency vehicles on scene with their flashing bacons?

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Just the one, but his siren wasn't working properly. It just made a crackling noise!

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So would you call it a case of road rash. Good job you rounded them all up, as they could have been smoked!;)

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Big Bad Woolf
 
He was actually out in his brown paper pants looking for sheep - doing a bit of rustling.

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Harvey & Bonnie
 
Lucky you didn't hit any or you may have got the 'chop'
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Was there a long loin of traffic?

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bazzateer
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Was there a long loin of traffic?





Actually Baz, that is exactly how you would say it here in Suffolk!

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The automatics that were stuck in the loin, did they use the handbrake or just leave it in pork?

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