Ok, well I tried to do the gentlemanly thing and you don't want to play cricket, So, war it is, the race is on, and as for horses heads, full of protein, excellent breakfast fodder!
Ha....you think I'm in France - well I'm actually on the A350 heading into Poole at this very minute, soon to pick up Colin and claim my prize if a slidy Commer type thing HA HA HA HA [}]
whilst we are on the subject of buying new vans i got offered a nice wanderer the other day from a nice guy in preston somewhere, only wanted five hundred pounds for it as well.