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Originally posted by Gladys Crew
What did one eye say to the other eye [?]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
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Something between us smells
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
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Originally posted by Gladys Crew
What did one eye say to the other eye [?]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
Something between us smells
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
When is a pixie not a pixie?
When he is up a fairys skirt then he is a Goblin.
When he is up a fairys skirt then he is a Goblin.
Some months have 31 days.....How many have 28???
THEY ALL DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I started this life with nothing, i still have most of it!
I started this life with nothing, i still have most of it!
how can you tell that elephants are more intelligent than chickens[?][?]
Ever seen a kentucky fried elephant restaurant[?]!!!!!
I started this life with nothing, i still have most of it!
Ever seen a kentucky fried elephant restaurant[?]!!!!!
I started this life with nothing, i still have most of it!
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
[xx(]No but it would be hard has he must be Dead to have a widow [xx(]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
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Bernie Heidi & Gladys
You lot are too switched on today!
What was Dick Van Dyke's real name?
Richard Wayne Bernie Heidi & Gladys
:I Got me there :I
Who is the greatest underwater spy [?]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
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Who is the greatest underwater spy [?]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
The chef at our local indian restaurant is`nt very well, apparently he`s slipped into a korma.
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Originally posted by bazzateer
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Originally posted by Comm - Don
What was Dick Van Dyke's real name?
err.................I think that (Richard Wayne) still is his real name, he's not dead yet you know!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
Nope your all wrong......It's Penis Van Lesbian!
Yeah i know........I'm running!!!
Originally posted by bazzateer
quote:
Originally posted by Comm - Don
What was Dick Van Dyke's real name?
err.................I think that (Richard Wayne) still is his real name, he's not dead yet you know!
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
Nope your all wrong......It's Penis Van Lesbian!
Yeah i know........I'm running!!!
Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure..'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure..'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
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Originally posted by Panky
James Pond [8D]
What's red and invisible
No tomatoes :I
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Dont Know Panky. What is Red and Invisible [?]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
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Originally posted by Panky
James Pond [8D]
What's red and invisible
No tomatoes :I
Dont Know Panky. What is Red and Invisible [?]
Bernie Heidi & Gladys
