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Originally posted by Enigma
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Originally posted by Jostein
Bet he could't agree with the missus what colour to choose.
- Don't like that horrible orange stripe there, Clive.
- Well, that's just tough, Lorna.
- Watch your language, Clive. Remember who lent you the dosh for the car?!
- Sorry, luv. Didn't mean it like that.
- The stripes should be black.
- What can I do about that, Lors?
- Put black stipes on it instead, of course.
- Can't do that, Lors.
- Can't or won't??
- Well, can't - and won't!
- Sell it. Want me money back.
- Oh, be reasonable!! C'mon!
- Black stipes, and I'll let you keep it.
- But I like the orange stripe, Lorna! Please let me keep it.
- I want black.
- Well, I want orange.
- Ok. I want black on my side, at the very least! Seriously!!
- But I want orange.
- Well, if you're gonna be so difficult about this, why not keep your stupid orange stripe and and put a black stripe on my side, then?
- Can't to that. Will look stupid, Lors.
- Can't or won't? CAN'T OR WON'T?? Answer me!
- OK! OK! Orange and black it is! Silly woman!
- I knew you love me, Clive. Thanks so much for making me happy.

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jeez Yostein, you been on da speed?? lol

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that made me laugh out loud! Its nothing like that in our house more like
me - I'm getting a commer
her - ok
me - what's all this spending on the credit card?
her- you have a commer... none of your bussiness....
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