My mate typed the conversation. Makes for great reading. Really sad I was not there haha.
Conversation went :
Knockety knock.... creeeeeeeaak
hello my darling, im sorry to bother you.. i was wondering if the commer was for sale.
no sorry, its not for sale
thats a pity, i really like that and would love to get her back on the road
I'v been telling him for years to get rid of it but he's a right miserable b4st4rd and dont listen to me
chuckling : ok my love, can i leave my number in case he changes his mind ?
of course you can, you never know, he might die tonight
My mate did say he was waiting for her to say "what a f**k**g liberty" hahahaha.