Oh my god Adam, [:0] I didn't realise they were that bad, now I feel really bad :I
I should have done nursey things and made them better for you
I'm sorry [8)]
You want to see my fingers unbandaged, they're a real state! It's probably best you didn't suggest doing nursey things when I was in a drunk and disorderly state otherwise I might have got a smack rather than a dressing! I'm sure you would have come to the rescue if I was making a fuss, but I've felt no pain felt until today yeeouch!
Injured [?].....................................not your fault [?]..........................................looking for compensation [?]....................................................................
.............................then be more careful next time
"You,re only supposed to blow the bloody SLIDING doors off"
Generic injured finger picture pinced off the web What some people will do for attention.
How very dare you! I've got a new comedy dressing (applied at my local A&E) which I won't show you now [}] I'll skimp on the detail, but I am missing my hand already.
And relax