You read it correctly Baz. I completely understand your position, but it is a shame as I could have kept an eye on her.
And regarding whether I would believe you were a pathological liar, following you assertions that you were, my answer would be no, I wouldn't. But that wouldn't mean you were telling the truth either, which I guess makes you just a plain old liar. Although I'm sure you're not really.
Have a good day.