Im generally up throughout the night, - a typical night for me consists of:
00:00 go to bed
01:00 get up to let the cat in miaowing at the back door because "I" forget to let her in - its her bloody cat not mine!
03:00 Floyd wants letting out for a wee
03:30 the up till now comatose Nipper wants a wee (he couldnt have bloody gone went Floyd wanted one half an hour ago)
04:00 Now I need a pee, should have had one at 03:00 or 03:30
04:30 next doors dog Barney the springer spaniel hears something outside and barks
04:30:01 - Floyd and Nipper scared they are missing out on something start barking to let Barney know they are there for him if whatever is in the garden turns out to be a 3 dog job
05:00 Floyd and Nipper hear something in the garden and start barking - Barney lets them know he is on standby for backup
05:45 Willy the Cockerel starts crowing
06:00 The cat starts wailing for her breakfast
06:45 The alarm goes off, I am more tired than when I went to bed - and grumpy for the rest of the day
The Dog is home....
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