Burns Night

[Panky]

If you've already eaten then this is a bit late.

Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat
Sae let the Lord be thankit

Enjoy your haggis, tatties and neeps

Summer's Coming

 

[commerchris]

I didn't know that haggis is banned in america for last 40 years iirc ahh because of the sheeps lungs used [:0]

Commer Dandy by Dandy Caravans
The Colonel Mustard

 

[Panky]

After a couple of drams you forget the lungs

Summer's Coming

 

[bazzateer]

Gorgeous food!

Peggy can do 78mph!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?

 

[moggymartin]

Amongst the carnivorous whiskey fuelled shenanigans, spare a thought for the poor wee critters.

Whilst evolution has granted haggis the advantage of legs on one side of their body being longer than the legs on the other side (so they can stand on the steep Scottish highlands without falling over), it does mean they can only walk around a mountain in one direction. Coupled with the fact that females have their longest legs on the opposite side to males (thus having to walk round the mountain in the opposing direction), this makes mating an infrequent and hazardous affair. [B)] No wonder so many fall to their deaths and the population is dwindling.

I hope therefore that any haggis consumed tonight is of the ‘free range’ rather than ‘wild’ variety.

Bless their little unequal length socks.

 

[bazzateer]

I've only ever eaten ones that have died naturally.

Peggy can do 78mph!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?

 

[Panky]

The poor things, hunted to near extinction by their only wild predator - the hamish:I

Personally I only eat the males - you get a little bit extra

Summer's Coming

 

[CHARLIE COMMER]

you can keep the tip![xx(][}]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labottomy!