3 prisoners of war about to be gassed......Englishman, irishman and a Scotsman...they all have 1 final request
Scotsman has the finest malt whisky..
Irishman has a pint of ice cold Guinness...
Englishman asks for a piano?...A piano? asks the guards?
Englishman replies ''because ''Tunes'' help you breathe more easily''
''COMMER'EnSayThat''