any one awake ?
- Thread starter commerchris
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Originally posted by Comm - Don
HAHAHAHAHA! And now do you want the " REAL " story?
YES! [:0]
Sybhil & no1
HAHAHAHAHA! And now do you want the " REAL " story?
YES! [:0]
Sybhil & no1
Booze yes.......Keep guessing.....BUT...........Guess the most outrageous ways first!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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you lent over to passionately kiss your wife,.....& from know where came one of those bush piglets snapping,made you jump out of your skin, hey presto broken rib [?]
Sybhil & no1
Sybhil & no1
you were looking out of the upstairs bedroom window you saw a fox turned & slipped right out [:0] don't laugh this has happened my daughters friend is lying in hospital poor thing.
Sybhil & no1
Sybhil & no1
Hi Colin I am good thanks, Caz ok [?]she has been very very quiet
Sybhil & no1
Sybhil & no1
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Originally posted by commerchris
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Originally posted by bazzateer
Was expecting to be working until 2am then we all got sent home at 11.45pm. So at the crack of 2010 I was driving up the Finchley Road, on my ownsome. I'd rather have been at work and celebrated with my colleagues. Hey Ho!
A prosperous New Year to one and all!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
Hi Baz we were driving along the A10 on the way home from the barn Tim said I bet baz is working I said probably he seems to do all the antisocial hours so you were with us in spirit & not alone [8D]
Sybhil & no1
Sorry for the late reply!
Had Mon and Tue off although had to pop into work Mon to return the pool car that got me home at 2am. Had a couple of lazy days after working all over Christmas/New Year and just had a call from the boss saying not to bother trying to get in this afternoon so a paid day off! Yee Haaa!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
Originally posted by commerchris
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Originally posted by bazzateer
Was expecting to be working until 2am then we all got sent home at 11.45pm. So at the crack of 2010 I was driving up the Finchley Road, on my ownsome. I'd rather have been at work and celebrated with my colleagues. Hey Ho!
A prosperous New Year to one and all!
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
Hi Baz we were driving along the A10 on the way home from the barn Tim said I bet baz is working I said probably he seems to do all the antisocial hours so you were with us in spirit & not alone [8D]
Sybhil & no1
Sorry for the late reply!
Had Mon and Tue off although had to pop into work Mon to return the pool car that got me home at 2am. Had a couple of lazy days after working all over Christmas/New Year and just had a call from the boss saying not to bother trying to get in this afternoon so a paid day off! Yee Haaa!
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
Enigma
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Originally posted by commerchris
Hi Colin I am good thanks, Caz ok [?]she has been very very quiet
Sybhil & no1
Yeah Cazz is fine thanks, glued to the TV....definately a seasonal Commer fan
seriously, she is fine, I just don't let her out from the cupboard under the stairs very often in winter[}]
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Originally posted by commerchris
Hi Colin I am good thanks, Caz ok [?]she has been very very quiet
Sybhil & no1
Yeah Cazz is fine thanks, glued to the TV....definately a seasonal Commer fan
seriously, she is fine, I just don't let her out from the cupboard under the stairs very often in winter[}
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On one of these!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Let me clear things up a little....When i was younger i used to be good on the bars. We went over to my bro and sis in law's over Christmas and she has one of those poles for keeping fit ( Yeah right.....That's what i said ) i said that i used to be pretty good years ago so she challenged me to have a go............Well.........I did.......And erm.....Sort of forgot i was 35 briefly...I never noticed until the morning when i could hardly move.
I have another part of the story though so i'm not 100 percent certain it was done whilst monkeying around on the bloody pole.
They have recently moved onto Brampton air base and we haven't visited them up to now...Anyways, Richie says " Go and put you're overnight stuff in you're room upstairs but i just thought bugger that, it's a bedroom for f sake i don't need to see it. So we got very drunk and Bex went to bed. Rich and i continued to drink until the small hours then we hit the sack ( In my case the deck ) So bare in mind that up to this point i have no idea what their upstairs even looks like!! Rich says, there's your room mate night and switches the landing light off. I walked into the room and couldn't see a thing so i got my lighter out of my pocket and i still couldn't see bugger all so i just fumbled around the room until i fell over ( Which was the bed ) i woke up top and tailed with Bex HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Again, i never felt a thing until the morning!
Take from that what you will, i'm guessing the piss taker that you are Colin will go for the first story? I'm thinking the latter though naturally!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I have another part of the story though so i'm not 100 percent certain it was done whilst monkeying around on the bloody pole.
They have recently moved onto Brampton air base and we haven't visited them up to now...Anyways, Richie says " Go and put you're overnight stuff in you're room upstairs but i just thought bugger that, it's a bedroom for f sake i don't need to see it. So we got very drunk and Bex went to bed. Rich and i continued to drink until the small hours then we hit the sack ( In my case the deck ) So bare in mind that up to this point i have no idea what their upstairs even looks like!! Rich says, there's your room mate night and switches the landing light off. I walked into the room and couldn't see a thing so i got my lighter out of my pocket and i still couldn't see bugger all so i just fumbled around the room until i fell over ( Which was the bed ) i woke up top and tailed with Bex HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Again, i never felt a thing until the morning!
Take from that what you will, i'm guessing the piss taker that you are Colin will go for the first story? I'm thinking the latter though naturally!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Enigma
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Originally posted by Enigma
Colin was just wondering why Bex goes to bed and you and Rich get drunk and you do a dance on his pole [:0]...ooooer[:0]
you do realise that at the next meet someone will erect a pole especially for you to entertain us If it's as good as the moonwalk I can't wait
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Originally posted by Enigma
Colin was just wondering why Bex goes to bed and you and Rich get drunk and you do a dance on his pole [:0]...ooooer[:0]
you do realise that at the next meet someone will erect a pole especially for you to entertain us
If it's as good as the moonwalk I can't wait''COMMER'EnSayThat''
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This was whilst the girls were STILL up Colin. Takes a weirdo to think weird stuff;-)
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