Underwear

A man takes his wife shopping in his newly restored Commer and he noticed a bit of a rattle coming from under his pride and joy... The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked around to see if anyone had noticed and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
 
you mean the AA turned up within the time it takes to do a weekly shop?? ...never!! your joke is flawed hahahahahaha! :D[}:)]:D

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Don't forget it was the wife doing the weekly shop so it could have taken a very long time. Not like me I know what I want and I'm in and out as quick as possible.
 
I had to do some shopping at Morrisons today and most of the staff wanted to know where I'd been as they hadn't seen me for a while. They seemed suprised when I told them I'd had a new hip done just 7 weeks ago.Anyway my trip to the shops took about double the time it normally takes. GGGGRRRRR
 
why complain about a 20min shop?? I mean, how long does it take to stock up on Tea bags and Rich Tea's? lol :D

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