The Uxbridge English Dictionary

[admin]

Listening to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue I thought this would make an interesting thread - new definitions of words.

e.g.
Website - The distance from a web to the ground
denial - a river in Egypt

etc.

 

[Panky]

Keyboard

Fed up piano part

Summer's Coming.....
Trust me

 

[greg]

Integrate

Answer to the question: "Where's t' coal?"

 

[bazzateer]

Denise

opposite of de Nephew

"Massive rug Sale!" sign outside a sale of very large rugs.

Peggy can do 78mph!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?

 

[Panky]

Ineptitude

Someone who chewed an inepti

Summer's Coming.....
Trust me

 

[greg]

Impeccable - birdproof

 

[CHARLIE COMMER]

Illegal - a sick bird of prey!

Rhubarb - celery with high blood pressure!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labottomy!

 

[Panky]

Laminator

Robotic executioner of young sheep

Summer's Coming.....
Trust me

 

[greg]

Cognac – to trick a long-haired Himalayan beast

 

[renaultvation]

Vanguard - someone who keeps watch over your Commer.

'I intend to live forever - so far, so good'