1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. no male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.
5. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did.
6. The male must immediately accept responsibility for said misunderstanding and apologise for it.
7. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
8. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
9. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
10. The male must be ready at all times.
11. The female is ready when she is ready.
12. The male is expected to mind-read at all times.
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. no male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.
5. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did.
6. The male must immediately accept responsibility for said misunderstanding and apologise for it.
7. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
8. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
9. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
10. The male must be ready at all times.
11. The female is ready when she is ready.
12. The male is expected to mind-read at all times.
Peggy's got an MOT !!! (not a lie)
]...or would she? I have no idea
