Penguins

I have just been reading some interesting facts about penguins and thought I would pass the information on.


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?


Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely
ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain
a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known
to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to
be rolled into, and buried.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:





"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?


It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.

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http://skunksoup.com/2011/12/free-online-games/skill-chance/longest-distance/smack-the-penguin

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'I intend to live forever - so far, so good'
 
Oh sorry, I actually thought it was a true fact, silly me:I

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Originally posted by jimberlake

Shouldn't this be in the Commer-dy section? on second thoughts probably not :D

The Blue Toaster
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