Need Urgent Attention Please

Panky

Panky

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This popped into my spam box today, it's a classic
:D. Anyone got any other good ones:p


FROM DR MALIK WASIM
MANAGER AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUGADOUGOU BURKINAFASO W/AFRICA

NEEDED URGENT ATTENTION PLEASE.

I am Dr Malik Wasim, Manager Audit Accounting Department BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) I would like to know if this proposal will be worth while for your acceptance.
I have a Foreign Customer, Manfred Hoffman from Germany who was an Investor, Crude Oil Merchant and Federal Government Contractor, he was a victim with Concord Air Line, flight AF4590 killing 113 people crashed on 25 July 2000 near Paris leaving a closing balance of Nineteen Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($19.3m) in one of his Private US Dollar Account that was been managed by me as the Customer's Account Officer.

Base on my security report, these funds can be claimed without any hitches as no one is aware of the funds and it's closing balance except me and the customer who is (Now Deceased) therefore, I can present you as the Next of Kin and we will work out the modalities for the claiming of the funds in
accordance with the law.

Now, if you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and confidentiality on this transaction without disappointment, contact me through email for further details. If you are interested, Please reply me back urgently for further details and Please indicate your willingness by sending me mail and for more clarifications our sharing ratio will be 50% for me and 40% for you. While 10% will be for the necessary expenses that might occur along the line.
Thanks for your coperation

1. SEND YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. AGE.
Waiting for your urgent response so that we will starts immediately.
Best Regards,
Dr Malik Wasim.



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Summer's here.....
Told you
 
:I:I Sorry John, that wasn't supposed to go to you! :I:I

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Peggy can do 78mph!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
 
Aha!!! so now we know the true identity of DR MALIK WASIM
You are getting desperate to raise funds for the workshop:I

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Well, with the economy the way it is I'm never going to earn enough!

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Peggy can do 78mph!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
 
Trouble is, I wouldn't know how to exploit them!

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Peggy can do 78mph!
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
 
Another good one, I must be a soft touch:I

Dear Beloved,
I am Madam Lione Prez-a citizen of philippine,widow, and legitimate heir to the late former Minister of finance who was assassinated for been working with the ex-president Joseph .E in philippine.

I inherited a total sum of 5 million dollars my late husband, The presure from my decease husband's family for this money has compelled me to leave Manila and have the money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company Burkina Faso under a secret arrangement as a family treasure.
This means that the security company does not know the content of this box that was shipped from the Philippine to Burkina Faso under a diplomatic coverage.

My purpose of asking for your assistance boil down to the fact that I don't want my late husband's family to be aware or name involve, and the deposit statement of the box authorized the company to make this box avaliable for shipment on request only to my foreignbussiness representative, though unname.

Hence I want you to contact the the security company as my bussiness partner / associate, after receiving the prove from me to enable the company release the consigment to you diplomatically, while I join you on the arrival of the box.

I have recently paid all demurrage ,storage charges and the shipment fee, all you need do is to help me contact the security company and introduce yourself as my bussiness partner / associate ,requesting the shipment of the box to your address which you will provide.

And as soon as Diplomatic shipping agent approved the shipment and tell you the arrival date of the box then I will join you to give you 15% of the money instantly before I go on with the proposed investment in your domain provided is secured and investment friendly.Please if you are interested and willing to represent me as my bussiness partner / associate kindly write me as soon as possible.

I awaits your urgent response,
Best wishes
Madam Lione Prez.

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:I Yep, that's one of mine too......:I

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Peggy is sold ...... boo hoo
If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
 
You're getting a bit too familiar - Dear Beloved indeed[:0]

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[:0][:0] Baz has been busy [:0][:0] found this in my inbox this morning Tempting

BARRISTER JAMES MORROS thought you would like to see this page from the Kinetics web site.
Message from Sender:
...........ACT AS NEXT OF KIN/URGENT PLEASE..... Dear Friend I presume this letter will come to you as a surprise, but as things unfold,we will know each other better. I will start by introducing myself to you. My nameis James Morros a solicitor at law. I am writing in respect of a foreigner Mr. David Frenchman , who happens to be my client an oil merchant and contractor who perished in a plane crash of [EGYPTIAN CHARTER] with other passengers aboard on Red Sea early on January 3 2004,shortlyafter taking off from the resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, killing all the 135 passengers and 13 crew members aboard. Since the demise of my client I personally have watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of £10.5m (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) the bank as no record of any next of kin.On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as his next of kin so I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where the huge deposits werelodged. Particularly, the standard Chartered Pivate Bank plc United Kingdom, where the deceased had an account valued at about £ 10.5 million Pounds has issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account confiscated. I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased,I need somebody who is trustworthy and willing to assist me get the funds transfered. Whcih the account which my late client operate is valued at £10.5 million pounds can be paid to you, as my clients Next of Kin, and then we can share the amount on a mutual agreed percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law and you should endeavor to keep it confidential. Please get in touch with me at [email protected] or [email protected] enable us discuss further about this transaction. Best Regards, Barr.James Morros.







Gladys, Heidi & Bernie
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Originally posted by bazzateer

That one's not mine!


Are you sure your real name isn't Barr.James Morros [?]
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Gladys :)

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